The Face Behind The New Crime Wave!

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As you may have guessed, there are new criminals in town who are making it more difficult for our Police officers to do their day to day activities of serving and protecting. These new criminals are fast, fearless and furry! What makes them more dangerous than your average fast, fearless and furry creatures, is their early start to a life of crime.

These vicious criminals are now targeting our school children *GASP*, running and terrorizing poor teens who would never hurt a fly! THEY ARE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!! Yes, you heard me right. The police have now begun pepper spraying squirrels due to too many law suits pending against their departments across the country for going pepper spray happy on erryone. I mean grannies got sprayed, babies got sprayed, the differently able got sprayed...hell they even sprayed each other!

*you can find that footage on cops gone wild part 4 ( j/p)*

What da heck is going on with the popo? This police officer in the video is seen spraying a BABY SQUIRREL... O_o I mean really, a baby squirrel! But he did say something about it being rabid and about to attack those poor teens who are deathly afraid for their lives! I bet you the poor squirrel was skurrred of them teens chasing his poor little tail just to see how loud they squeal. Do squirrels squeal??? NEVER MIND! Enjoy the video. Be sure to pay close attention to the half bottle of pepper spray being used on the tiny creature.

You know that old adage, the smaller they are, the more pepper spray you need!