0 Haireditary Rabidity - Trump Madness

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Of all the things that get me worked up, I never thought I would have Trump and his waving hair plugs in the line up of Sh!t-that-F*cks-with-me-before-my-mornin'-coffee!

I mean...WTF!!!!

This is what happens when your Hair transplant surgeon resembles the POTUS - what?! All black people do look alike, especial Kenyan-Muslim-Terrorists, who hide their birth certificates cause they were born under a tree in the outskirts of Nairobi (Hawaii) --Bet you didn't know it is in Hawaii, well, IT IS--, and marry strong black women like our beloved FLOTUS - and said surgeon neglects to mention that the following side effects may occur:

1) Shock loss - also known as losing yo damn mind when a black man took over in the Maison Blanche. It is truly a shock and a loss. Problem may present as waving hair that looks like ferret tail with bald patches.

2) Swelling - also known as water retention to replace all the hot air comin' out the orifices. Problem may persist despite all efforts to soothe and treat the diseased area.

3) Itching - also known as bagger agitation due to low ratings of Lame TV show that is taking the same path as all other business ventures founded and failed over the years. This particular side effect may be HAIReditary and may be linked to other genetic dysfunctions. Ask your Exorcist Doctor about alternate life paths.

4) Hair loss can occur after several years - also known as go roll another mountain goat for its shags (like you jacked most people who deal with you) and keep it movin'.

If only POTUS didn't hand over that busted ass birth certificate! Ah well, that Orange Trumpscile won't stop his Haireditary Rabidity regardless of any proof presented. Talk about an over-inflated sense of importance he has.

Just so you know Trump and jr Trumpies, Y'all still ain't ish!!!!!

Phewww, Glad I got that off my chest.

Save a Mountain Goat's coat, produce Trumps head hair for testing!!!!

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0 Allen West: A Low-level Uncle Tom in The Racket Ministry

Congressman Allen West (serving Florida's 22nd congressio­nal district) has never met an opportunity to bash President Obama that he didn't take with glee.

On the Laura Ingraham Show, he referred to Mr. Obama as showing "third world dictator-like arrogance". While speaking to Fox's Greta Van Susteren, he stood by his words and added: “This whole talk about shared prosperity–that really gives me the goosebumps because I’m starting to believe that a community organizer is nothing but a low-level socialist agitator.”

Let’s ignore how sociopathic his railing against shared prosperity is. One would presume that sharing prosperity creates and maintains a civil society. Let’s also ignore how uneducated he sounds because if he really knew anything about socialism, he wouldn’t call Obama a socialist.

The ex-military West is clearly earning the other kind of stripes, the ones that get you a gig at Fox and the exclusive country club membership. If industrious and business-minded, he might get a few lucrative deals when done not serving Floridians. So far, however, this is unlikely so he may just have to do with the odd lunatic commentary on Republican outlets.

West represents the new noise machine in an ever-declining country. Power and money are concentrating in the hands of less than 1% of the country. With economic and social indicators heading south, it is clear that big propaganda guns will have to be taken out to quiet millions sinking into poverty.

For the past 30 years of decline, 24-hour news did the trick. With a clever mix of truth-skewing commentary and entertainment, a number of events were hidden or obscured from people: wages stagnated, jobs were outsourced, debts rose, education and health quality declined, industries were de-regulated, military spending increased, a case for illegal wars was made successfully, and through brilliant financial schemes, banks swindled savings and then stuck out their hands for taxpayer handouts.

Admit it, that was brilliant, wasn’t it?

Of course, things began to fray at the seams. Bubble after economic bubble burst. The jobless began to number in the millions. People lost their homes. Kids finished college with little hope of finding gainful employment. Hunger, homelessness, and despair rose. Unless you are heavily medicated or living in denial, things are pretty dire and liable to change for the worse every day.

Twenty-four hour news alone will just not do. How about adding fringe lunacy? The crazier, the better. And who does it with as much classlessness as the Republicans since Reagan? Their disdain for working people has always been there but they also had sane elements. Sanity will just not do in the coming years as things go from bad to worse. Loud noise and blatant lies are necessary.

Enter Fox News, the Tea Party, Bachmann, Ryan, Paul, Palin, Trump, etc. A veritable circus of loons whose only mission is to obscure truth and create as much discourse-destroying noise. Calling their machination a Ministry of Truth would not do it justice.

Let’s call it The Racket Ministry. Both loud and deceptive.

Back to Congressman West. He is that not-so-rare member of any group willing to sell out to the first buyer. Crazy is in and he is wearing the latest. He is clearly being used as a front to give legitimacy to political discourse that is more hostile and intolerant than it had been in decades. And it is not only hostile to minorities but to unions, working class people, women, and increasingly, the elderly, the sick, students, the environment, etc...

The service has given him a special skill in speaking in absolutes but it is his endorsement of radical, paranoid views on liberalism, socialism, government currently espoused by groups with racist elements such as the Tea Party that is dismaying.

West's sustained attacks on President Obama appease those very elements in their boorishness and condescension. Criticize the president and his administration all you want but, for the love of socialism, use your own bloody words.

If he chooses not to, we may have no choice but to give him the honorary title of Uncle Tom in The Racket Ministry.

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0 Barry the Kenyan and his papers...

So the birthers are at it again.


It is so painful to some, so offensive to their sensibilities that President Barack Obama was born to a single mother and had an African man for a father and that somewhere in his past are muslim roots.


I mean, how much more offensive could it get. Not just a black man. But a black man born to an unmarried woman. Not just a black man but a black man, the son of a man who lives in AFRICA!!! Not just a black man, but a MUSLIM man! Jesus be rolling up in Heaven shakin' his head screaming at America (imagine this with his fist shaking down at all y'all who voted for Barry the Kenyan), "You *&^%$#@!!!! What did I tell yo asses in both Romans 13:3-6 and 1 Peter 2:13-15?"


So now people want hard evidence. Not that it hasn't already been provided, they want the looooooooooong form, not the short form. They also want his recent colonoscopy results, how often Michelle uses contraception and Malia and Sasha's dental records. Please use Times New Roman, size 12 and double space your friggin' paragraphs you heathens!


Enough already. The papers have been provided and there is no other proof that could possibly be provided to convince people with NO CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS whatsoever, that Barry the Kenyan is Hussein the American!!! After all, we all remember these guys.


I think this is the best response for birthers, summarized right here.

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