What Sarah Palin Should Do

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With Donald Trump's recent rise in popularity in the media, poor Mrs. Palin and Mr. Beck have been sidelined in the hearts of the members of the Tea Party everywhere (PublicPolicyPolling.com).

Is the image of this favorite fading from their memories?

Well, at Qalil.com, we have decided that we would like to suggest some things for Mrs. Palin (coz we're women and would rather not deal with Mr. Beck).

1. Release a country gospel CD. The appeal this would have with the midwest would be amazing, she could go on tour with some other popular country gospel artists. Titles like "Goin' Bear Huntin' with the Savior" or "I Dedicate My Rifle To You Lord" and "You Betcha!" would be hits!

2. Revamp her physical image. We recommend a pale blonde pixie cut to replace her brown hair, contact lenses and dump the dowdy Hilary Clinton suits.

3. Have another baby. Coz babies are cute! Plus Bristol's kid gets to have an Aunt or Uncle who is younger than him (or was it a her).

4. Celebrity Apprentice!!! Okay? Go where the attention is at!

5. Release a movie. Follow Beck's lead and make it about a mom who goes after politics, becomes the governor of a marginalized state that always wants to secede, then she gets picked to run alongside a maverick for vice president of this really powerful country and then she wins!!! Make a series, have an evil nemesis, probably a Kenyan born American Immigrant who is bent on Islamicizing her country.

6. Send some racist email messages around. See how much attention it gets?

7. Go on a gay cruise, and while she's there say something really homophobic that gets her thrown off the ship.

Those are our ideas. Got any that you think might help?