Of all the things that get me worked up, I never thought I would have Trump and his waving hair plugs in the line up of Sh!t-that-F*cks-with-me-before-my-mornin'-coffee!
I mean...WTF!!!!
This is what happens when your Hair transplant surgeon resembles the POTUS - what?! All black people do look alike, especial Kenyan-Muslim-Terrorists, who hide their birth certificates cause they were born under a tree in the outskirts of Nairobi (Hawaii) --Bet you didn't know it is in Hawaii, well, IT IS--, and marry strong black women like our beloved FLOTUS - and said surgeon neglects to mention that the following side effects may occur:
1) Shock loss - also known as losing yo damn mind when a black man took over in the Maison Blanche. It is truly a shock and a loss. Problem may present as waving hair that looks like ferret tail with bald patches.
2) Swelling - also known as water retention to replace all the hot air comin' out the orifices. Problem may persist despite all efforts to soothe and treat the diseased area.
3) Itching - also known as bagger agitation due to low ratings of Lame TV show that is taking the same path as all other business ventures founded and failed over the years. This particular side effect may be HAIReditary and may be linked to other genetic dysfunctions. Ask your Exorcist Doctor about alternate life paths.
4) Hair loss can occur after several years - also known as go roll another mountain goat for its shags (like you jacked most people who deal with you) and keep it movin'.
If only POTUS didn't hand over that busted ass birth certificate! Ah well, that Orange Trumpscile won't stop his Haireditary Rabidity regardless of any proof presented. Talk about an over-inflated sense of importance he has.
Just so you know Trump and jr Trumpies, Y'all still ain't ish!!!!!
Phewww, Glad I got that off my chest.
Save a Mountain Goat's coat, produce Trumps head hair for testing!!!!
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