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Help Line for Birthers

Because this,

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wasn't enough, this,

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was released.

But because we know the Birthers are not going anywhere, here are a few suggestions for what they should ask for next.

1. Proof that Sasha and Malia are his and Michelle's kids, not adopted from Ethiopia or Somalia. Paternity test please!

2. Proof that he is not a cyborg from the 3rd Dimension set on transmogrifying all of America into robots who plan to take control! Brain scan please!

3. Proof that he is not a marxist socialist bent on World domination beginning with the most armed country in the World (except Iran and North Korea of course, speaking of which, let's make sure he's not their puppet!). Political theory scan please!

4. Proof that he is not an Islamic jihadist whose ruse in setting up the Libya war will not distract us. Religious leaning scan please!

5. Proof that he is not gay. Gaydar scan please!

6. Proof that he is not homophobic. Phobia scan please!

7. Proof that he is not dying from some communicable disease like Ebola. Just call the CDC!!!

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Jeez! Now can we get about the business of fixing the damn country?

What are your thoughts on all the hoopla surrounding the birthplace of President Barack Obama?

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